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A Little Easter Bunny Awareness→

Easter is upon us tomorrow, and we’d like to take a moment to remind everyone to make your Easter bunnies chocolate! Every year, there’s a post-Easter influx of bunnies arriving at animal shelters across the U.S. The Humane Society writes:

After cats and dogs, rabbits are the animals most commonly surrendered to animal shelters.

Many of those surrendered rabbits filling up shelters and rescues were likely Easter gifts once themselves, given up after the novelty inevitably wears off and the reality of long-term pet care sets in. Less lucky than those in shelters are the pet rabbits released outside to fend for themselves (unlike wild rabbits, domestic rabbits can’t survive on their own outdoors). Chickens and ducks, the other Easter basket mainstays, also require dedicated, consistent care, and far too many of these birds end up in shelters and sanctuaries in the weeks after Easter.

If you’re sure a rabbitchicken, or duck is the right pet for you, look up adoptable animals at your local animal shelters and rescues to find your match.

The Make Mine Chocolate campaign writes:

Rabbits are a familiar symbol of the Easter holiday. In the days leading up to it, they appear on television commercials and packages of candy, and stores are filled with stuffed rabbits. It is no surprise that children beg their parents for a bunny of their own. Ill-prepared to care for these unique creatures, their “owners” often quickly tire of them. In the months following Easter, local humane societies and rabbit rescues are flooded with rabbits, former Easter gifts whose “owners” no longer want them. The unlucky ones are dumped outside where predators, cars, illness, and injury virtually guarantee an early death.

We encourage would-be bunny owners to do their research on what it takes to care for rabbits, who can live over a decade, and to adopt whenever possible. For more information, check out the sites of the House Rabbit Society, the Humane Society, and Make Mine Chocolate.

(Source: dailybunny)

shoujo kakumei tauriel

(bonus shoujo revolutionary dwarf gimli..  maybe i shouldnt have tried emulating official art because damn it, gimli, your legs will never fit)

mynuet:

feignedsobriquet:

The Mediator by Mynuet

I adore QuothCoarc and his sheep obssession 83
(been rereading this exceptional fic)

OMG YOU ARE SO AWESOME ILU AND I NEED TO WRITE AN UPDATE SO I CAN LINK IT IN THE FIC.

ILU 2 AND I WANT TO PRINT AND BIND YOUR FIC SO THAT I CAN HAVE A HARDCOPY ON MY SHELF AND ALSO TO THRUST UNDER PEOPLE’S NOSES UNTIL THEY READ IT

The Mediator by Mynuet

"We still get the sheep even if you’ve gone mad, right?" Coarc landed on the half-tumbled wall and tilted his head to look her over. "Only, granddad’s talking to the old dwarf about the line of Carc being faithful, but a sheep’s a sheep and you promised thirty of them."

I adore QuothCoarc and his sheep obsession 83
(been rereading this exceptional fic)

so… i finally got off my arse and uploaded stuff to Redbubble and if you like bunnies and hoppits and bears, oh my? uh well stuff like that. *fails at promotion* and these bunnies are completely safe for easter because please remember bunnies require a lifetime of care and commitment, and adopt, don’t shop *really really failing at promotion now*
uhm yes and if you see something you had like as a particular product that isn’t available just let me know? *crawls under a rock*

daphne-dreamcatcher:

feignedsobriquet:

newtypezaku:

feignedsobriquet:

Shoujo Kakumei Tauriel?

And the duelists all have special rings, you say?

Well, that just brought up images of the Witch-king as Saionji, brrrr, witch-king badtouching kili, noooooooo…. hmm, or would the nazgul be black rose duelists? XD

How did I never put that together?

OHGOD, DOES THIS MEAN THAT MELKOR IS AKIO, AND SAURON IS TOUGA?!!

OHMYGOD

And then at the end of Shoujo Kakumei Tauriel Aduresensu Mokushiroku, Tauriel turns into a kayak with a unicorn figurehead and Kili whitewater rapids out of Middle Earth with her into Aman.

TOLKIEN-VERSE IS FIXED

(Legolas does the same with Gimli later)

(Someone please stop me before I start trawling for Utena screencaps and redrawing them from a Kiliel pov)

Shoujo Kakumei Tauriel?

if i spent as much time painting the comic as i did fashion plates i would have a finished chapter by now..oivey..

google four strand or six strand braids

ladysisyphus:

shousetsubangbang:

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when Shousetsu Bang*Bang kept balance between original fiction, standalone art, sexy gay porn, and LiveJournal. But that all changed when LiveJournal attacked.Only Shousetsu Bang*Bang mastered all four elements, and then some. Only it could bridge the ruthless gap between people who wanted their original work appreciated and people who wanted to appreciate it but didn’t know where to find it. But when the world needed it most, it … actually, it kept right on doing what it was doing, LiveJournal and all. So there’s that.Ten years have passed, and many issues have come and gone. Nine years ago, your editors journeyed to find a yuri special to help fight against the tide of mediocrity, bringing many talented writers and artists to create some sexy lady lovin’, asking for nothing in return but some affection, some appreciation, and maybe some reblogs and retweets to help rally support for the cause.Some people believe that Shousetsu Bang*Bang was never meant to survive, and that the free original online content is doomed. But we haven’t lost hope. We, your editors, still believe that somehow, Shousetsu Bang*Bang will save the world.

I have a deep and squishy place in my heart for all our f/f special issues, because that’s actually how I got my editorial start here at SSBB — while whitachi and I have been running the show since late 2010, the first issue I personally curated was the third f/f special, back in 2008.
Plus, you know, ladies! Stories about awesome ladies doin’ awesome stuff! And then having fun sexy times! And gorgeous pictures too! What’s not to love?
Answer: Nothing. There is nothing not to love.

Fly my pretties, go forth and enjoy some glorious f/f porn

ladysisyphus:

shousetsubangbang:

Water. Earth. Fire. Air.

My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when Shousetsu Bang*Bang kept balance between original fiction, standalone art, sexy gay porn, and LiveJournal. But that all changed when LiveJournal attacked.

Only Shousetsu Bang*Bang mastered all four elements, and then some. Only it could bridge the ruthless gap between people who wanted their original work appreciated and people who wanted to appreciate it but didn’t know where to find it. But when the world needed it most, it … actually, it kept right on doing what it was doing, LiveJournal and all. So there’s that.

Ten years have passed, and many issues have come and gone. Nine years ago, your editors journeyed to find a yuri special to help fight against the tide of mediocrity, bringing many talented writers and artists to create some sexy lady lovin’, asking for nothing in return but some affection, some appreciation, and maybe some reblogs and retweets to help rally support for the cause.

Some people believe that Shousetsu Bang*Bang was never meant to survive, and that the free original online content is doomed.

But we haven’t lost hope. We, your editors, still believe that somehow, Shousetsu Bang*Bang will save the world.

I have a deep and squishy place in my heart for all our f/f special issues, because that’s actually how I got my editorial start here at SSBB — while whitachi and I have been running the show since late 2010, the first issue I personally curated was the third f/f special, back in 2008.

Plus, you know, ladies! Stories about awesome ladies doin’ awesome stuff! And then having fun sexy times! And gorgeous pictures too! What’s not to love?

Answer: Nothing. There is nothing not to love.


Fly my pretties, go forth and enjoy some glorious f/f porn

Bees were busy everywhere. And such bees! Bilbo had never seen anything like them.

"If one was to sting me," he thought, "I should swell up as big again as I am!" ~ Chapter 7, Queer Lodgings

Ehm, I always thought Beorn’s bees were huge. The text actually says they are only the size of your thumb, but when you are a kid you think, BIG BEES. BEES YOU CAN RIDE ON. WOOO.

Bees were busy everywhere. And such bees! Bilbo had never seen anything like them.

"If one was to sting me," he thought, "I should swell up as big again as I am!" ~ Chapter 7, Queer Lodgings

Ehm, I always thought Beorn’s bees were huge. The text actually says they are only the size of your thumb, but when you are a kid you think, BIG BEES. BEES YOU CAN RIDE ON. WOOO.

urgh it is so hot, i want to melt, so solution is to paint ice?
anyway cryptic stitching, you should all go and make an account to play right NOW
even though it only goes up to Act 1, it is so adorable, what more can you ask for playing in an ice age world where every single creature is a stuffed animalCryptic Stitching

(the alt text for bunny says SO FLUFFY I COULD DIE i feel vindicated)

urgh it is so hot, i want to melt, so solution is to paint ice?
anyway cryptic stitching, you should all go and make an account to play right NOW
even though it only goes up to Act 1, it is so adorable, what more can you ask for playing in an ice age world where every single creature is a stuffed animal
Cryptic Stitching

(the alt text for bunny says SO FLUFFY I COULD DIE i feel vindicated)

Were!Thorin from And the Autumn Moon is Bright. He changes into a wolfy-warg not a bunny… ugh, i want to draw bbs!Fili and Kili with Big!Goose but uhm Thorbun Oakengnaw..

Halldóra, daughter of Hallthór and Dómarra (wife of Fundin, mother of Balin and Dwalin) from Live Well and Love

Halldóra, daughter of Hallthór and Dómarra (wife of Fundin, mother of Balin and Dwalin) from Live Well and Love

guess who finally managed to watch DoS?
so yea, Smaug roasting walnuts, WOO

guess who finally managed to watch DoS?

so yea, Smaug roasting walnuts, WOO