draws stuff, marks territory with paint and cheez-its and doesn't respond when called. willing to negotiate soul for life time support of tim tams.
So you had food poisoning, now what?
lay abed and read fanfic, that’s what.last week bun had red-eye and now, so just go away world. this is why i should live off instant noodle, because it cannot be ruined. anyway a list that i pulled together for my own amusement and also yes if links are wrong or whatver, it is hard doing this abed ok? And I have probably forgotten to link to a tonne, these are what I have stored in my email links. OTOH, if ori fic is to be craved then Shousetsu BangBang is the place to be
Fandom - The Hobbit
Sansûkh by determamfidd
The Mediator by Mynuet (AU-fem!Bilbo)
Wild Geese / Kith and Kin by madame_faust (AU - Dis)
Back Again - A Hobbit’s Tale by Waugh (AU-time travel)
lay down your sweet and weary head by Elenothar (AU-time travel)
Frailty by flollius
Epic by bubbysbub (AU-time travel)
Beneath the Ever-Bending Sky by leupagus (AU-fem!Bilbo)
The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by Bgtea
The Road Delivered Us Home by keelywolfe
Bridal Veil by Lapin
Counting Games / Skin-Gold by Tawabids
All Honor Was Reflected In Him by gooseberry
The Raven’s Blade by Valandhir (AU-time travel, Boromir)
everything is basically au-everyone lives (except sansukh), because the hobbit fandom cavorts merrily in the nile. tired sleep now, good afternoon.